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Wieners

Naughtiest Nose in Nashville

I haven't been out of town long enough to miss home, but I miss this nose:

The Bright Spot in the Shitty Work Day

I had an early lunch break today so that I could man the phones during everyone else's lunch, and on my final trip to smoke on my lunch break, a little puppy trotted up to me.

She was way too thin, way too thirsty and way too cute. She just plopped down beside me and was willing to stay there as long as I kept petting her. I got her some water and told my boss that someone was going to have to take her to the Humane Association (which is very close by) on their upcoming lunch break.

Luckily, one of my coworkers saw her and must've fallen in love because she decided to name the pup Sweet Pea and take her home to surprise her kids.

So, yeah, happy ending. I heart dogs.

Good!

Dogfighting referee tied to Vick gets 13 years in prison

Yellow Matter Custard Dripping From a Dead Dog's Eye (Sorry! Had to!)

Found this by way of Nashvillest:

To whoever dumped the dead dog wrapped in plastic on Miami Ave.... (Donelson, Miami Ave)

Thanks a lot you colossal idiots! I was walking my dogs today and came across the hideous scene. Vultures were attempting to feast on this thing wrapped in plastic by the side of the road. Did it not occur to you that wrapping your huge fucking dog up in plastic and dumping it would look suspiciously like a dead body?! I had to call the cops to come investigate. The police officer thought it was a body at first. Then she was left to the gruesome task of unwrapping this thing [...]

i turn my camera on

Sully, candidly

Sully has her own yard now, so this lends itself to a lot of picture taking....

doggy dump

I said there would be more, and so there are. These are mostly of Sully. Expect many more of her whether or not you'd like to see them.