do you wanna eat do you wanna sleep do you wanna drown?

Furthermore...

Hip to be Square

A couple of things, neither one related to the other:

What I'm wearing right now

From the post title, it has the potential to be something really dirty - sorry to disappoint, you pervs! And the girl in the picture below is not me (to those of you who haven't seen me), because I never was so lucky.

I bought it here.

What I do at work

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Just because...

I bring you one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies:

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks.

Last night I was reminded by ThePodBaron of another favorite:



I've got a picture of George Washington up at my office, and underneath it I've written "He'll save children, but not the British children."

Average Homeboy

Oh lordy ThePodBaron just showed me a guy who HAS to be Speak's American cousin:



UPDATE: Also, see Average Homeboy 18 years Later!

Stop your business

I've determined that it's YouTube night. I bring you Speak, the Hungarian rapper:

Wieners

Feel Good Friday: Say What?!

There really are no words...

I got an email from my aunt...

... and it made me feel a little better:

FUCK FOX NEWS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Best thing I've seen all week!

Are you gonna put hair plugs on Iraq?

Your Commander-In-Chief of the World

I submit without comment

Don't know how to feel about this

hot chicken & french pastries

Had a conversation on iChat earlier...

• me: oh my god
  
• me: i need wings and petit fours!
  
• me: CLASSY!
  
• me: that was so classy it warranted all caps
  

That was one of those perfect moments in my life.

Dramatic Cat

I kept waiting for the music, and sure enough...



xoxo

Ridin' Dirty in the Hoveround

I spend too much time (usually at work) talking about old Wilford and the 'beetis, so I want to focus on some other products which target the hip octogenarian crowd this afternoon: