But once in awhile the roommates get something right-

...and with that, I swear I'm done slapping random crap up here. For tonight.

(yes, my creativity is at an all-time low.)

Furthermore...

Attack of the Amys

Below is an accurate representation of what my coworkers (most of whom are named Amy) do at work while I stay busy drawing pictures of firearm-wielding breakfast food:

Gun Street Girl

I'm still too shaky, so rather than typing out a narrative of what just happened, here's the instant message version:

JQP: so i had to call 911 about 20 minutes ago

JQP: i was sitting outside smoking and there was all of this yelling at the apartments next door... then i heard three loud pops, and this time i DID NOT think it sounded like fireworks.

friend: Why?

JQP: two more when i was on the phone with the dispatcher

friend: Holy shit

JQP: stuck my head out the door after that and it was totally silent - like everyone had scattered

JQP: then i see a car head down the hill and a few seconds later i hear 5 or 6 more pops that sounded like they were going down the hill with the car

JQP: the fire trucks left, but the cops are still there

JQP: my guess is that no one was shot, but that someone may have shot a gun to scare the people they were arguing with.

JQP: i wish i had a police scanner.

friend: Oh my God, that's terrifying. Are you alright?

JQP: yeah, just really on edge.

JQP: i've never called the cops in my life.

What I do at work

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Holy Fucking Fuck WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

I had a very, very bizarre and creepy experience today.  Click the photo below to see what I saw.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Call me naive, but I forgot for a minute how cruel people can be.

Maybe Elizabeth Edwards wants her kids to have a good relationship with the parent they have left when she's gone? Who knows? And who are we to question her motives? IT ISN'T OUR BUSINESS ANYMORE. IT'S OVER.

Don't know how to feel about this

And now for something completely different...

Let's lighten the mood!

What I really wanted to put here was a clip from the episode of The Andy Griffith Show where Opie joins a band called The Sound Committee, but my attempts to locate it were in vain. I can at least give you IMDB's synopsis, though:

"Opie, now in a rock 'n roll band that's a hit with the local kids, is prompted by the band leader to act a less like a child and a little more like a hip musician. Opie's new "groovy" attitude leaves Andy and Aunt Bea at odds at how to handle Opie's sudden change. Andy thinks it's best to let it ride for the time being and Aunt Bea thinks that her friend*, a piano teacher, can help fix the situation because she understands the music business."

*Clara - HAIL SATAN!

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