9.12.2008

If you could...

I don't know why I'm being such an ornery bitch tonight, but I just have this overwhelming urge to say to someone (no, not anyone in particular) "You know what? FUCK YOU." However, the only other living being in my house is the dog, and she'd probably just lick my face.

So tonight I would like to know, if you could call someone out on their bullshit (famous or not), who would it be? "Fuck you" or something a bit more eloquent. I'll go first, and you guys hit the comments...

I'm going with the obvious, so I can free everyone else up to be more creative: Sarah Palin.

12 comments:

chez bez said...

Can life in general count as a person?

jane q. public said...

Sure. But why are you mad at life? Oh, probably because you're laying around with frozen peas on your crotch. I guess life would suck. ;)

jane q. public said...

Oh my god - I hate the word "crotch" and it sucks that I used it. I will also extend a FUCK YOU to that word.

Kate said...

Sometimes "fuck you" just fits. But I'm always an ornery bitch, so don't mind me.

I give a big fuck you to a guy who interviewed me earlier in the week - cause he needs it.

jane q. public said...

Dear NES bill,

Fuck You.

Love,
Jane Q. Public

chez bez said...

Life ain't all bad. I'm just too lazy to go with anything more than that general vagueness.

Folks who don't tip make the top of my list. Fuckers.

Anonymous said...

Yes! I want in on the fucking...uh, fuck you-ing. tee hee

Fah-Q to the meeting planner from hell last week.
Fak-U to having to be at work on a Saturday @ 6AM. ugh.
Fuh-Kyu to not having coffee at 6am on a Saturday at work.

I have more but I must stop and hunt around the hotel for coffee. Okay, I'm done.

Paige said...

Don't need to say it to anyone in particular, but I've been feeling it for a few days now. I blame it on pregnancy hormones. LOL


Oh wait!!! There is someone that it is appropriate for today! FUCK YOU...............South Carolina Gamecocks and Stever Spurrier!

jane q. public said...

Oooohhh Paige reminded me with the sports theme a Fuck You that's a constant in my life: THE DETROIT RED WINGS

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jane q. public said...

OH MY GOD! The "Window Guy's" apostrophe thing owns. Why do I get overly excited about the inappropriate use of apostrophes?

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