What are you doing in my waters?

A few things...

• I am fairly certain that I'm socially retarded.
  
• You know the joy you get watching a child open Christmas presents (I don't since I haven't got any, but I'm sure it's joyful)?  Well, you can also achieve that feeling by being able to expose someone to Old Gregg (who, turn, exposes them to his mangina) for the first time.
  
• I am going to St. Augustine for my first vacation in eight years in just under two weeks.  This is a good thing since stress is causing every other sentence out of my mouth to be "I want to punch [] in the face."
  
• I want to punch work in the face.
  

xoxo