Yellow Matter Custard Dripping From a Dead Dog's Eye (Sorry! Had to!)

Found this by way of Nashvillest:

To whoever dumped the dead dog wrapped in plastic on Miami Ave.... (Donelson, Miami Ave)

Thanks a lot you colossal idiots! I was walking my dogs today and came across the hideous scene. Vultures were attempting to feast on this thing wrapped in plastic by the side of the road. Did it not occur to you that wrapping your huge fucking dog up in plastic and dumping it would look suspiciously like a dead body?! I had to call the cops to come investigate. The police officer thought it was a body at first. Then she was left to the gruesome task of unwrapping this thing [...]